Top 10 Christmas Elf Jokes

Top 10Christmas Elf Jokes

Funny Elf Jokes For The Christmas Holidays

Q: What did the dying elf say?
A: I only have a little time elft!

Q: Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
A: Mini vans!

Q: How do elves greet each other?
A: “Small world, isn’t it?”

Q: What do many elves die of?
A: Small pox!

Q: What do elves sing to Santa?
A: For Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!

Q: Why the turkey was asked to join the band by elves?
A: Because he had the drum sticks!

Q: What nerve is used to sense elves?
A: The Elfactory Nerve!

Q: Why does Santa owe everything to the elves?
A: Because he is an elf-made man!

Q: Why don’t elves read long books?
A: They like short stories better!

Q: What’s another name for Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses!