10 Christmas Jokes

10 Christmas Jokes

 

Q: How do you get to the dentist on Christmas?
A: Take the Molar Express!!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!

Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?
A: She said “I could not work out what size her nose was!”

Q: What did Santa give a train driver for Christmas?
A: Platform shoes!

Q: What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A: A pineapple!

Q: Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?
A: Because his mama told him to “live in the present”!

Q: What does Santa eat and drink?
A: Ho ho ho hot milk and co co cookies!

Q: What is the army’s favourite plant?
A: Missile-toe!

Q: How long does it take to burn a candle down?
A: About a wick!

Q: What is Santa Claus real job?
A: A NSA intelligence officer. That’s how he knows who has been naughty or nice!