Kids Christmas Jokes

Kids Christmas Jokes

 

Q: Why is Santa so good at judo?
A: Because he has a black belt!

Q: What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
A: Comet!

Q: Name the child’s favorite Christmas king?
A: A stocking!

Q: How long should a reindeer’s legs be?
A: Just long enough to reach the ground!

Q: What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A: A list of everything you want!

Q: What’s Santa’s favourite candy?
A: Jolly Ranchers!

Q: Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
A: Because of all the wrapping!

Q: What’s white and goes up?
A: A confused snowflake!

Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A: Nothing, it was on the house!

Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: Uncool!

Q: What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?
A: Silent Night!

Q: What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?
A: Jungle bells, Jungle bells…

Q: Why can’t the Christmas tree stand up?
A: It doesn’t have legs!

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes..

Q: What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A: A broken drum, you cant beat it!

Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: Because he wanted to sleep like a log!