Top 10 Christmas Elf Jokes

Top 10Christmas Elf Jokes

Funny Elf Jokes For The Christmas Holidays

Q: What did the dying elf say?
A: I only have a little time elft!

Q: Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
A: Mini vans!

Q: How do elves greet each other?
A: “Small world, isn’t it?”

Q: What do many elves die of?
A: Small pox!

Q: What do elves sing to Santa?
A: For Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!

Q: Why the turkey was asked to join the band by elves?
A: Because he had the drum sticks!

Q: What nerve is used to sense elves?
A: The Elfactory Nerve!

Q: Why does Santa owe everything to the elves?
A: Because he is an elf-made man!

Q: Why don’t elves read long books?
A: They like short stories better!

Q: What’s another name for Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses!

 

Kids Christmas Jokes

Kids Christmas Jokes

 

Q: Why is Santa so good at judo?
A: Because he has a black belt!

Q: What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
A: Comet!

Q: Name the child’s favorite Christmas king?
A: A stocking!

Q: How long should a reindeer’s legs be?
A: Just long enough to reach the ground!

Q: What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A: A list of everything you want!

Q: What’s Santa’s favourite candy?
A: Jolly Ranchers!

Q: Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
A: Because of all the wrapping!

Q: What’s white and goes up?
A: A confused snowflake!

Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A: Nothing, it was on the house!

Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: Uncool!

Q: What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?
A: Silent Night!

Q: What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?
A: Jungle bells, Jungle bells…

Q: Why can’t the Christmas tree stand up?
A: It doesn’t have legs!

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes..

Q: What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A: A broken drum, you cant beat it!

Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: Because he wanted to sleep like a log!

 

10 Christmas Jokes

10 Christmas Jokes

 

Q: How do you get to the dentist on Christmas?
A: Take the Molar Express!!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!

Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?
A: She said “I could not work out what size her nose was!”

Q: What did Santa give a train driver for Christmas?
A: Platform shoes!

Q: What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A: A pineapple!

Q: Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?
A: Because his mama told him to “live in the present”!

Q: What does Santa eat and drink?
A: Ho ho ho hot milk and co co cookies!

Q: What is the army’s favourite plant?
A: Missile-toe!

Q: How long does it take to burn a candle down?
A: About a wick!

Q: What is Santa Claus real job?
A: A NSA intelligence officer. That’s how he knows who has been naughty or nice!