Top 10 Christmas Elf Jokes

Top 10Christmas Elf Jokes

Funny Elf Jokes For The Christmas Holidays

Q: What did the dying elf say?
A: I only have a little time elft!

Q: Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
A: Mini vans!

Q: How do elves greet each other?
A: “Small world, isn’t it?”

Q: What do many elves die of?
A: Small pox!

Q: What do elves sing to Santa?
A: For Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!

Q: Why the turkey was asked to join the band by elves?
A: Because he had the drum sticks!

Q: What nerve is used to sense elves?
A: The Elfactory Nerve!

Q: Why does Santa owe everything to the elves?
A: Because he is an elf-made man!

Q: Why don’t elves read long books?
A: They like short stories better!

Q: What’s another name for Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses!

 

10 Christmas Jokes

10 Christmas Jokes

 

Q: How do you get to the dentist on Christmas?
A: Take the Molar Express!!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!

Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?
A: She said “I could not work out what size her nose was!”

Q: What did Santa give a train driver for Christmas?
A: Platform shoes!

Q: What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A: A pineapple!

Q: Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?
A: Because his mama told him to “live in the present”!

Q: What does Santa eat and drink?
A: Ho ho ho hot milk and co co cookies!

Q: What is the army’s favourite plant?
A: Missile-toe!

Q: How long does it take to burn a candle down?
A: About a wick!

Q: What is Santa Claus real job?
A: A NSA intelligence officer. That’s how he knows who has been naughty or nice!