Christmas Snowman Jokes

Christmas Snowman Jokes

Funny Snowman Jokes for Christmas Holidays!

Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
You’re cool!

Q: What does a snowman eat for breakfast?

A: Frosted flakes!

Q: What do you call a snowman party?

A: A Snowball!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!

Q: What is a snowman’s favorite lunch?

A: An Iceberger!

Q: What did one snowman say to the other?

A: Do you smell carrots?

Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?

A: In a snow bank!

Q: What happened when the snow woman got angry at the snowman?

A: She gave him the cold shoulder!

Q: What did the snowman police officer say to the bank robber?
A: Freeze!

Q: What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!

Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?

A: Ice caps!

Q: How do you know when there has been a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!

Q: What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
A: Huge frost bite!

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

A: Snowflakes!

Q: Where do snowmen find out information?
The Winternet!

Q: What is a Snowman’s favorite line from the Game Of Thrones?
A: Winter is Coming!

Q: What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies!

Q: What is a girl snowman called?
A snow-ma’am!

Q: What’s white and flies up?

A: A confused snowflake!

Q: What do you do when you see a girl about to be eaten by a snowman?

A: I scream!

Q: How do you make a snowman a blonde?

A: You hollow out the head!

Q: How do snowmen travel around?
A: By iceicle!

Q: What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A: A snowball!

Q: Why do Snowmen wear scarfs?
A: To lose some weight around the neck!

Q: Why do snowmen use carrots as noses?
A: To brighten up their faces!

Q: Why was the snowman upset?
A: It didn’t have a childhood!

Q: What does Frosty the Snowman take when the sun gets to hot?
A: A chill pill!

Q: Why is it called “a snowman”?
A: It has two balls!

Q: What does a snow man drink after a long day in the sun?
A: Permafrost Vodka!

Q: What does a snowman like to put on his icebergers?
A: Chilly sauce!

Q: What’s worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
A: Frosty the snowman with a hot flash!

Q: What does a snowman put on his face at night?
A: Cold cream!

Q: What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?
A: Frost!

Q: Why doesn’t a snowman run away when face to face with a polar bear?
A: Because he has two big balls!

Q: What did Santa say to the snowman?
A: How is it rolling!

Q: Why don’t we put a snowman on top of the Christmas tree?
A: Because when the Christmas tree lights turn on he melts!