Christmas Reindeer Jokes

Christmas Reindeer Jokes

Funny Reindeer Jokes For The Christmas Holidays

Q: How long should a reindeer’s legs be?
A: Just long enough to reach the ground!

Q: What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A: A pony sleigh station!

Q: Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer also works as a maid?
A: Yup! Comet cleans the sinks!

Q: Where do you find reindeer?
A: It depends on where you leave them!

Q: What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
A: Anything you want because he can’t hear you!

Q: Why are there twelve reindeer?
A: No reason!

Q: What is the best work union in the world?
A: The reindeer union. Full pay, food, housing and only need to work one night a year!

Q: When should you give reindeer milk to a baby?
A: When it’s a baby reindeer!

Q: Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him!

Q: What does Father Christmas the reindeer with only one eye that’s got no legs?
A: Still no-eye-deer!

Q: Why is Prancer always wet?
A: Because he’s a “rain”-deer!

Q: What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
A: She’d go to a “re-tail” shop for a new one!

Q: Which reindeer have the shortest legs?
A: The smallest ones!

Q: Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
A: No, he was “elf”-taught!

Q: What does Father Christmas call that three-legged reindeer?
A: Eileen!

Q: You don’t see many reindeer in zoos, do you?
A: No. They can’t afford the admission!

Q: Who are the world’s best hit team?
A: Santa’s reindeer. They know who has been naughty or nice!

Q: What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
A: Baby reindeer!

Q: How would you get four reindeer in a car?
A: Two in the front and two in the back!

Q: What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
A: They all can! Houses can’t jump!

Q: Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
A: Because he was tied to a chicken!

Q: Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
A: “Rude”-olph!

Q: What do reindeer say before they tell you jokes?
A: Laugh or get sleighed!

Q: What do you call the reindeer with cotton wool in his ears?
A: Call him anything you like – he won’t hear you!

Q: What’s red and green and guides Santa’s sleigh?
A: Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!

Q: Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
A: Comet!

Q: What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
A: This one will “sleigh” you!

Q: What do Santa and Scrooge have in common?
A: They both follow the bucks!

Q: Why was Santa up set with his reindeer?
A: They went out sleighing on Halloween!

Q: What’s the name of the reindeer with three humps on its back?
A: Humphrey!

Q: How can Santa’s sleigh possibly fly through the air?
A: You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!

Q: What did the reindeer say after bumping into a mean polar bear at the Christmas party?
A: Look I have sleighed over thousand of you tonight and I have had enough!

Q: How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
A: Don’t feed it!

Q: Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?
A: Because he didn’t want to be recognised!

Q: Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
A: Because they look silly in snowsuits!

Q: How do you get into Donner’s house?
A: You ring the “deer”-bell!

Q: Why did the reindeer wear black boots?
A: Because his brown ones were all muddy!

Q: How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
A: He looks at his calen-”deer”!

Q: Where do the reindeer like to stop for lunch?
A: “Deery” Queen!

Q: Why don’t Prancer and Dancer and the other reindeer overtake Rudolph?
A: Because they don’t believe in passing the buck!

Q: What’s red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
A: Santelope!

Q: And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
A: Take the reindeer out first.

Q: What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
A: “Horn”-aments!

Q: I’m so strong I could lift a reindeer with one hand.
A: Yeah, but where are we going to find a one-handed reindeer?

Q: What has antlers and loves cheese?
A: Mickey Moose!

Q: Keep that reindeer out of the house! It’s full of fleas!
A: You’d better stay out of the house, Rudolph – it’s full of fleas.

Q: What does Santa say when Mrs. Claus asks for the weather forecast?
A: “Rain, dear.”

Q: What game do reindeer play in their stalls?
A: Stable-tennis!

Q: Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
A: Because they are both tail bearers!

Q: How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!