Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

 

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me if you hear Santa coming!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita lift, Rudolph!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas Day!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there ?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there ?
Rudolph.
Rudolph who ?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there ?
Mary.
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Hosanna.
Hosanna who?
How’s sanna claus gonna get down our chimney? 
We have central heating and no chimney!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ant
Ant who?
Antartic!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

Knock. Knock!
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery Merry-Christmas to you!

Knock, Knock
!
Who’s there?
Who-Who.
Who-Who Who?
It’s Santa Owl!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up nice, it’s a present!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda know what you’re getting for Christmas?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Fozzie.
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time, will you keep away from the tree!

Knock-Knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Wenceslas.
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas bus home on Christmas Eve?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there ?
Wenceslas.
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Claus!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Turkey
Turkey who?
Turkey to cook in the pan!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there ?
Wayne.
Wayne who ?
Wayne in a manger!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-Days…Happy Holly Days!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Yuletide.
Yuletide who?
Yuletide yourself over with a snack until dinner!

Knock-Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to deliver the presents!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any mince pies left?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice Cube!

Knock-Knock!
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf I knock again will you let me in?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there ?
Igloo.
Igloo who ?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there ?
Oakham.
Oakham who ?
Oakham all ye faithfull!